romantic personality quiz...

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		I am... Anais Nin One of the first women to explore the erotic realm, this French author was famous for her diaries filled with scandalous disclosures. Read more... What kind of lover are you?

The 2006 version of I will survive -- speciaal voor alle dames

The 2006 version of I WILL SURVIVE

SING IT GIRLS!!! (maybe in your head, if you are reading this at work!) Ready... set... go...


At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think that I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say that size don't count??!!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!
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stond gepost in een van de draadjes op mijn SG forum. Is zo geweldig, moest het even delen.
Sorry heren ;-p

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